Hey people! Welcome to Thief ZERO's seriously lackluster selection (if you could call it that) of online games!...uh, well...go at it I guess...
JOHN GOODWIN + DJ LANG (whom I decided not to cheat out of the winnings for the second time) won the contest...bastards. Force me to give up my money...if only I hadn't listened to you about upping the prize money, then having to loan that money back off you and pay it back with interest...all because I was physically sick, and needed to drink.
Important Message: I'm not sure if I'm going to have any more Guess the Celebrities for awhile, I'm tired of giving up money for no good cause. I give to charities, I give to the poor, but after awhile, when I have no suitable reason to simply throw my money away, I start to smarten up. If this sounds somewhat angry it's because I am right now, and it's influencing my judgement...hah! Not my problem! In fact, not I get to keep all the money I make!
Send your future guesses to this email, or the one near the bottom of the page.
When it all comes down to it, I'd rather be given money that just have to give it away for no real reason...
The joint winners for the last Guess the Celebrity were:
So, who do ya think it is? Huh? Punk? Take a guess. And you can't cheat now - e-mail the answer to me, Thief ZERO. And there is only ONE winner (you get that? ONE, 1, UNE, EIN, UM, UNO), one guess, unless you somehow persuade me otherwise. This contest only applies to people that go to KLO school in Kelowna, B.C. ... sorry, folks, but I can't be expected to mail a KLO donut to your house in Alberta or Liechtenstein.
...still can't guess it, can you? Haw! It really isn't that hard
Hey ... an actual GAME has made it's way to the Online Games page! And you can actually PLAY it!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen ... the very first game has made an appearance on the Online Games page. 'Course, it's not a particularily great game -- but quality is not an issue, for it's a game, and it's on my website - saints be praised, huh? God knows how long this online games section has been without a single game...
Anyway, it's called -[PANIC]-, and it's a Break-Out/Arkanoid kind of game, only not as polished - plus, it's only a demo. But what are you waiting for?