JULY 13, 2005 Over three years since the last update.. well well..Anyways, the reason for my reawakening of this rotting corner of the internet has to do with my desire to post a song I just moments ago digitized for the world's enjoyment. Here she is.. a medley of two favourite tracks from Super Metroid. ..https://tzvault.tripod.com/super_metroid_medley.mp3, for those weary of random links. The guitar sound is pretty rough, and for that I apologize, but I think the piano bit in the middle turned out well. Anyways.. I don't think it's good enough to be submitted for review by OCRemix or VGMix, but ehh.. yeah. Basically the only people ever to hear this will be close friends whom I e-mail that link to, because I very highly doubt anyone else will ever read this message I am typing here today. Whoop whoop.
JAN. 17, 2002 Wisdom teeth are the work of the devil. You don't believe me? Then read what I wrote after having mine removed... if that's not the work of Satan, than I don't know what is.
..wait, that's just a result of heavy sedation. Nevermind, crisis avoided.
DEC. 24, 2001 Christmas -- it's damn close, isn't it? A single sleep away.. jeez, this year went by pretty fast. It doesn't seem that long ago that I was trying to wittle away the remaining hours on Christmas Eve exactly a year ago today, then waking up at 3 AM the following morning due to a mixture of impatience and excitement, only to spend a good 4 hours sitting in my room, watching extremely late-nite (or rather, early morning) programming on my 13 inch television. It's always been like that for me.. I can sleep in on practically every day of the friggin' year, but on the 25th of December, I'm lucky if I can make it past 5 o'clock in the morning.
Why am I sharing this with you? Now that's a damn fine question. ...do you really want an answer? Well, my cup runneth over with boredom; this is simply something to do - so far today, I've been as ambitious as to wake up, eat breakfast, chatter with some people, eat a box of Kraft Dinner, have a shower, get dressed, then go and plop myself infront of the soothing, eye-damaging glow of this here computer, with the purpose of getting some work done on my website. That's my day. And it's already 5:00 PM... wow, I sure got alot done, huh? But one thing's for sure, it's more then I'll have accomplished by the end of tomorrow - I plan on staying in my pajamas for the whole freakin' 24 hours of Christmas. I'll have a shower first, of course, and get into some freshly washed and dried pajamas, but that's my game plan for tomorrow -- sounds like fun, huh?
Alright, well, for the handful of people that even bother to come to my site (maybe 'a handful' is too generous.. let's change that to 'me', and POSSIBLY, if I'm lucky, someone else), I just want to wish you one hell of a Merry Christmas - have a good one, yeah? I know I will. Later, peeps...
--Thief ZERO (aka: Trev, Toko, Loco, Zero, Joe, ah-THOOOSIND, Mackalee, reltin, Reltin, The Dark Lord Satan, Creepy Voice Guy, '..You!', and last but definately not least, Trevor McAleese)
SEPT. 11, 2001 You've likely already heard about the attack on the United States involving hijacked planes on some various source of information (radio, television, internet, word of mouth, Western Union telegram, bragging terrorist organization etc. etc.), and you know by now that this simply is not acceptable. It's nothing short of a terrible tragedy... I mean, the loss of life here is simply insane. But try not to overreact - the last thing this world needs is a world-wide witch hunt, where we all go galavanting off to the Middle East and lay the blame on whoever we can get our hands on; after all, nobody even knows for sure who did it... Keep cool, alright?
--That being said, I hope they get the fuckers.
JULY 28, 2001I'm getting a shit load of new/used Atari Jaguar stuff in the mail, so there's some new reviews up in the Atari Jaguar section of the Classic Gaming page.
As for udderstuf, there's a whole lot goin on in my life right now...but I'm always updating the webpage for the few people who visit it. Does anybody visit it? I tried to put this bloody page on some search engines, but I think all my requests fell through. Anyway, I'm going to Future Shop in a bit to buy some music (BIG BIG SALE), so that's all I have to say. Oh yeah, I redesigned some of the images on the site, and I'm trying to overhaul the whole damn thing pretty soon - something's going to happen, something wonderful.
"Everything in moderation, even moderation." Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots.
JUNE 15, 2001Remember that game Star Fox? How 'bout the sequel? No, not the N64 one...
JUNE 5, 2001I get the feeling not alot of you are as excited as I am about Screamin' White Jefferson...so I'm making it easier then ever to listen to some classic SWJ tunes!
Gin Pig (a true SWJ classic)
I Got's Me A Woman (the sad, sad tale of SWJ's bad luck with women)
And finally...
Slingshot (...words fail me)
Hopefully this will be enough to expose you insolent simians to the werks of Screamin'. While you're here, GUESS THE GOD DAMN CELEBRITY.
"My blood is bruised and borrowed, you thieving bastards." - Tool, 2001
Due to the bludgeoning insistance of FastCounter, I must have a link to their site. Those bloody internet ruffians.. .. ..I bet they didn't expect THIS now did they?! I'd be suprised if you could even read what this says! I could just as easily not include this freaking link, but then I might get my counter revoked. As it is, I'll keep it here...but the thing is, you could just click on the counter and be taken to the god damn site, so why bother with this worthless little link? This font is impossible to read at this size anyway! So, if you were ambitious enough to have gotten this far, send me an e-mail with a message that says "Where is the fish? The fish is missing!" in the subject, then in the body of the message tell me where you FOUND the fish, I'll buy you a complimentary slushie from Mac's or Esso, as long as you go to KSS.
